My scooter's name is Dennis II. It is a Yamaha C3. My first scooter was named Dennis I (after my pet turtle). It was a Honda Metropolitan. Dennis I was a great scooter, but a little small for me.
Ironically, the Shelley's just blogged about scooters as well.
I do consider myself an ambassador for scooter owning and riding. Many people falsely characterize scooters as being uncool or even unmanly. Those people are, of course, most likely overcompensating for feelings of inadequacy and have in fact, never ridden a scooter before.